it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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