Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
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my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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