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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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