He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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