Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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