All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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