If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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