I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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