The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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