I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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