I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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