"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
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i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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