Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
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