He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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