I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Couch. On fire.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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