i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
dude. I can hear the air.
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