Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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