Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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