That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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