Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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