Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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