you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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