Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Randomize
