Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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