Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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