I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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