Soap is not a condiment
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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