Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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