you turned your livingroom into a bong?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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