Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?