You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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