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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  she was licking his armpits.

  (317): View more from Indiana

  asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.

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  I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests

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• (727): View more from Florida

  trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.

  (323): View more from California

  How did you leave without pants?

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