Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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