Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Randomize
