I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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