Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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