Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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