Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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