this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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