1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
