you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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