I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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