You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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