you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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