that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
And then the night went full on bisexual.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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