I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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