His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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