How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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