How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
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there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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