New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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