just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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