We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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