I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
