I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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