Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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