talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!